Stand closer meters making it as practical as

making it as practical as it is funny

Lovingly crafted in Woodend

Whether it’s brightening up your kitchen

handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions

Stand closer meters making it as practical asPlease Stand Closer Its Shorter Than You Think A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser engraved, hand painted, and vinyl wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible. Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues." Laser